A JOKE PER DAY KEEP A DOCTOR AWAY

A man goes into a shop.
Man: I'd like a packet of helicopter flavour crisps please.
Shopkeeper: Sorry, I've only got plain.

Einstein's Theory of Junkfood
E = MC (Donald's)

Einstein's Theory of Boybands
E = MC (Fly)


Einstein's Theory of Rappers
E = MC (Hammer)

Einstein's Theory of Music
E = F (flat)

Einstein's theory of cricket
E = MC (C)

Einstein's theory of parks
E = MC (Arthur)

Einsteins's Theory of Theatre
E = MC (Beth)

Einstein's Theory of Biscuits
E = MC (Vities)

Einstein's Theory of Tessellating Patterns
E = MC (Escher)

Einstein's Theory of Pastoral Farming
E = MC (Donald)

Einstein's Theory of Motor Racing
E = MC (Laren)

Einstein's theory of raining computers
E = MC (intosh)

Einstein's theory of bright coloured birds
E = MC (aws)

Einstein's theory of oily fish
E = MC (eral)


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