A JOKE PER DAY KEEP A DOCTOR AWAY

A man goes into a shop.
Man: I'd like a packet of helicopter flavour crisps please.
Shopkeeper: Sorry, I've only got plain.

Einstein's Theory of Junkfood
E = MC (Donald's)

Einstein's Theory of Boybands
E = MC (Fly)


Einstein's Theory of Rappers
E = MC (Hammer)

Einstein's Theory of Music
E = F (flat)

Einstein's theory of cricket
E = MC (C)

Einstein's theory of parks
E = MC (Arthur)

Einsteins's Theory of Theatre
E = MC (Beth)

Einstein's Theory of Biscuits
E = MC (Vities)

Einstein's Theory of Tessellating Patterns
E = MC (Escher)

Einstein's Theory of Pastoral Farming
E = MC (Donald)

Einstein's Theory of Motor Racing
E = MC (Laren)

Einstein's theory of raining computers
E = MC (intosh)

Einstein's theory of bright coloured birds
E = MC (aws)

Einstein's theory of oily fish
E = MC (eral)


MORE JOKES...

40 something

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what
Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40
most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

"A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey...
But a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong."

HAPPY WOMAN DAY

TUHAN, ku pohon kepadaMU, sentiasalah berkati wanita yang membaca masej ini dalam apa jua yang dia lakukan. Janganlah pernah meninggalkan dia keseorangan kerana dia amat memerlukan cinta kasihMU. Pimpinlah setiap langkahnya agar dia terhindar dari segala macam bahaya dan kejahatan. Aku mohon semua ini kerana aku menyayangi mereka. Amen....

"SELAMAT HARI WANITA" Semoga doaku sampai kepadaNYA....

MY LATES FAVOURITE SONG

Lirik Lagu Rawan - Azharina

Biar berjauhan namamu daku sebutkan
Cukup untuk mengisi
Sepi tika pilu menanti
Bukan bintang atau suria bisa menyinar ceria
Namun kau cahaya menerangi jiwa lara
Berperang dengan curiga di firasatku
Andai kau kembali merawat hati rindu

Ku bahagia pabila kau tiba
Kau lenyapkan rawan
Tak usah dikau pergi
Tak ingin lagi
Meruntun hiba dengan sesalan
Kini kuakui
Segala kemaafan kupohon kepadamu
Agar kau mengerti
Hanya cintamu yang terbaik untukku

Biar berjauhan namamu daku sebutkan
Cukup untuk mengisi
Sepi tika pilu menanti
Berperang dengan curiga di firasatku
Andai kau kembali merawat hati rindu

Ku bahagia pabila kau tiba
Kau lenyapkan rawan
Tak usah dikau pergi
Tak ingin lagi
Meruntun hiba dengan sesalan
Kini kuakui
Segala kemaafan kupohon kepadamu
Agar kau mengerti
Hanya cintamu yang terbaik untukku
Kau untukku

Saja suka-suka

Aku teringin menulis sesuatu tapi nampaknya tak ada idea. Post yang sebelum ini dibuat ketika aku sedang agak beremosi. Tapi bila dah sejuk, idea hilang entah ke mana. Takkanlah nak tunggu emotinal state jadi unstable lagi baru boleh menulis. Kalau boleh aku nak jadikan blog aku ni sebagai medan untuk aku berkarya. Kalau ada yang sudi nak baca, silakanlah. Kalau nak komen pun, boleh jugak. Harap2 komen yang membinalah.
Kepada blogger yang sudi melawat blog ini, tq very much. Perhatian buat bloggers yang berasal daripada Pahang, terutama orang2 Beserah Kuantan, harap dapat melawat blog saya ni. Teringin nak tau ramai tak orang kampung saya kat Selangor ni. Lawatlah jangan tak lawat tau. Saya menanti dengan penuh setia.

mulut tempayan sahaja yang boleh ditutup....

Melihatkan blog kawan2 yang kerap banyak dilawati, terasa macam kecil pulak diri aku dalam dunia siber ni. Entah apa yang patut aku tulis dalam blog yang mungkin dapat menarik minat blogger lain. Tapi perlu ke buat sesuatu supaya dilihat atau meraih perhatian orang? Bercakap pasal perhatian, rasanya aku ni tidak kurang mendapat perhatian umum di tempat di mana aku bekerja. Entah kenapa mereka suka benar mengambil tahu tentang diriku. Dari sudut positif, mungkin mereka ambil berat terhadap aku. Tapi jika sampai perkara yang begitu remeh dan sensitif pun ada yang nak ambil tahu..apa maknanya tu? Sekadar tahu sebab terpandang atau terdengar..itu perkara biasa. Tapi yang tak sedap didengar ialah ada yang membuat tanggapan negatif.

Mungkinkah aku yang bersalah atau mungkin mereka memang begitu(suka jaga tepi kain orang)? Mudahnya manusia lain membuat tanggapan atau kesimpulan berdasarkan pemerhatian. Apa kayu ukur yang mereka guna untuk menjatuhkan hukuman terhadap aku berdasarkan sesuatu yang mereka sendiri tak pasti..pengalaman aku sebagai guru sains yang dah mendapat pendidikan dalam bidang sains yang sudah agak lama ni, banyak mengajar aku supaya tak cepat membuat keputusan dan kesimpulan. Banyak langkah yang perlu dilakukan sebelum sesuatu hipotesis diterima atau ditolak. Bermula dengan identifying problem, identifying variables, forming hypotheses, planning investigations, carry out investigations, observing and collecting data..pastu barulah buat conclusions beb..takpe lah mybe mereka bukan orang sains atau kalau pun orang sains tapi tidak mengamalkan scientific attitudes and noble values kot..Lastly but not least..please jaga mulut masing2, fikir dulu sebelum berkata2, lidah manusia lebih tajam daripada mata pedang, sebab mulut badan binasa. Semak balik bidalan lama yang banyak beri panduan pada kita bukan sahaja untuk hidup tapi jugak cara nak hidup tanpa menyakitkan hati orang..Sebagai muslim, al-Quran dan hadis pun dah cukup memberi pedoman. kenapa tidak dipraktikan?? Allahua'lam....

Tercipta Untukku

old life n new life

i miss my old self... not really happy or cheerful... but... sometimes i miss those times where tears are all i have as companion... suffering is always a suffer...when the road of seeking for heppiness reached dead end..but ders alwiz a way out..believe me..n of course trust ALLAH..once i've learned, ALLAH knows what is best for us.... n gives what we need n not what we ask for..i will yield to HIM n try to lead a better life in gratitude ..alwiz look on the bright side of things ...just as ders alwiz dawn after darkness...

Artificial skin

The treatment of patients who have lost extensive skin tissue-for example,burn patients or those with skin ulcers-is one of the most difficult problems in therapeutic medicine. Today,laboratory-grown skin can be employed to replace grafts in such patients. Ideally, the 'artificial' tissue would be grown from cells taken from the patient. When this is not possible,for example, with burn victims, the tissue cells come from another source. When the graft skin is not formed from the patient's own cells, drugs that suppress the body's natural immune defence system must be used, or steps must be taken to modify the new cell line to prevent rejection of the tissue.
The challenge in growing artificial tissue is to get the cells to organize themselves as they would in a living system. The first step in accomplishing this objective is to provide a suitable scaffold for the cells to grow on, one that will keep them in contact with each other and allow them to organize. Such a scaffold must be biocompatible; cells must adhere to the scaffold and differentiate (that is, develop into cells of different types) as the culture grows. The scaffolding must be mechanically strong and biodegradable.

LONELINESS

Loneliness is just like an empty plain white wall...
not even a single tiny dot on it...
loneliness is just like a wide blue open sky... no birds ... no clouds... nothing between it...
just a dry... silent ... deserted hollow desert...
no trees... no animal skeletons... no life... no souls...
loneliness and emptiness are murderers...
killing happiness and nurture sufferings